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Pakistan: Santa Claus arrested for blasphemy!


This parody report (and yes, it is a parody: no portly, white-bearded man in a red coat has been arrested for blasphemy in Pakistan) bitingly highlights the vicious and lethal absurdity of Pakistan’s blasphemy laws. “Santa Claus arrested for blasphemy in Sargodha,” by Kunwar Khuldune Shahid in Pakistan Today, December 28:

Sargodha – Staff Report: A joyous, portly white-bearded man, wearing spectacles, a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots, was held on blasphemy charges in Sargodha on Tuesday night. The old man, identified by the police as one Santa Claus, is said to have been uttering blasphemous chants while carrying a bag full of what seemed like gifts for children, Khabaristan Today has learnt.The following day an angry crowd ransacked the lockup setting fire to Santa’s bag and the gifts. Some members of ASWJ (Ahl-e-Sunnat Wal Jamaat) chanted “Kafir Kafir, Shia Kafir!” slogans for Santa while the Khaatim-e-Nabuwat brigade shouted “Qadiyaniat Murdabat!” outside the police station.

Blasphemy laws in the country have been the target of criticisism owing to their severity and for the fact that they are open to abuse. Renewed focus on the laws has been witnessed since the Rimsha Masih case.

Santa is believed to have been seen tiptoeing inside houses, climbing down chimneys and distributing gifts. While none of this was seen as peculiar, the fact that the old man was heard chanting “Merry Christmas!” and singing “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way” is being cited as evidence of blasphemy.

Religious experts had issued a fatwa against wishing anyone “Merry Christmas”, since that basically connotes accepting Jesus Christ as the son of God, which of course is incompatible with Islamic teachings.

Blasphemy is an extremely sensitive issue in the country and critics believe that the blasphemy laws are quite often misused to settle personal vendettas. Accusations of blasphemy have resulted in vigilante killings by mobs in the past. Human rights activists have been urging the government to reform the laws, under which the culprit can be sent to jail for life or even sentenced to death.

Speaking exclusively to Khabaristan Today, Santa denied accusations of being an Ahmadi or a Shia and identified himself as a mythical figure who makes a list of children around the globe, dividing them in synchrony with their behavior, delivering presents, that include toys, and candy to the well-behaved ones, and occasionally coal to the naughty ones on Christmas Eve.

Answering questions about the blasphemy charges Santa said, “Well I honestly don’t get the blasphemy laws in all religions. I mean technically every person who does not adhere to your religious beliefs basically is blaspheming. So where do you draw the line?” Further discussing the laws he said, “So every person who doesn’t believe Jesus to be the son of God would blaspheme according to Christian beliefs and everyone who does believe that would blaspheme according to the belief system of every other religion. Do you get why the blasphemy laws don’t make much sense?”

The enraged mob then broke inside the police station, bringing their sticks and rods to give their collective verdict and the ensuing punishment for blasphemy.

Malaysia: Muslim group calls for New Year’s celebrations to be canceled because they reflect Jewish culture

As far as Islamic supremacists are concerned, if it is something they hate, it must be Jewish — since the Jews are, according to the Qur’an (5:82), the worst enemies of the Muslims.

“Islamic groups call for NYE to be cancelled,” by Courtney Trenwith for ArabianBusiness.com, December 29:

A Malaysian Muslim group has called for New Year’s celebrations to be cancelled because they reflect Jewish culture and will cause Muslim youths to commit sins.A top Muslim cleric in the Asian state also said the New Year should be recognised with pray and religious speeches rather than parties.

“The celebrations will have excessive entertainment, which can cause the majority of Muslim youth to let their guard down and commit a lot of sin,” Malaysia International Institute of Islamic Cooperation (Ikiam) Datuk Mustapha Idrus was quoted as saying by Malay daily Sinar Harian.

“It is not just a matter of culture, but it is also time for the government to save money, seeing that the cost of living is going up.

“The government needs to look at the necessity of such events. Celebrating New Year’s Day alone will cost millions of ringgit.”

Penang Mufti Datuk Seri Hassan Ahmad said the New Year – which is based on the Gregorian calendar and is different to the Islamic calendar, which began its most recent new year on November 3 – the Islamic way, rather than follow the Western traditions.

“It would be great if we could celebrate the New Year by having religious speeches, prayers and Yassin recitals, so that our youth will not be attracted to inappropriate cultures,” the Mufti was quoted as saying by Sinar.

“I’m certain that if we celebrate the Islamic way, we’ll definitely be able to reduce the social ills that are associated with New Year’s Day revelry. Maybe there won’t be any more drunken celebrations.”

Some New Year’s celebrations already have been cancelled in Indonesia – the world’s largest Muslim country – in response to protests by extremist Islamic groups.

The Ulema Advisory Council of Banda Aceh (MPU) told the Muslim community in Aceh, the only Indonesian province that enforces Shariah law, not to celebrate Christmas and New Year because they are not Islamic holidays but are based on the Christian calendar, leading a hotel to cancel its planned multiple-day events.

The fundamentalist movements in Aceh also have warned they will conduct raids and punish organisers of New Year’s Eve parties, including any fireworks or alcohol consumption.

They said the celebrations could be moved to another night of the year because it did not correspond with the Christian tradition.

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